A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.”
After I sent her my quote…
Client: That was a lot more than I was expecting to pay.
Me: I thought you were psychic.
don’t you think it’s funny when anime companys generally market things at either guys or girls but then it ends up like this:
I SWEAR OMFG
THIS THOUGH
lol, wtf am I
omg…
“Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.”
(Source: memewhore)
“Who do you think designed your wedding dress?”
ahhahahah god I love this
(Source: avatar-erika)
Via adventures in narcissism
Skullgirls Double T-shirt Giveaway!
The gist:
I made a custom order of the Double shirt on the Skullgirls store, but when it got in the mail yesterday, it was an orange colour instead of the metro blue colour (which I specified)
so I’m gonna give this away. Also, it’s a size large men’s shirt, and it’s never been worn!
Deadline is May 1st @ 6:30 PM
Guidelines!
- Reblog only once (try not to reblog it multiple times. Also don’t reblog it with an alt. account/blog), though likes also count, too!
- You don’t have to follow me for this event, but it’s appreciated
- Keep your ask box open so I can contact you if you win (because you won’t get it if you left it closed)
- Reply within 48 hours, because if you don’t, I’ll give it to the other winner
and that’s about it! Good luck~! ♥
Via Harlequin Theatre
Reblog if you’re NOT Tumblr famous and you appreciate your followers
(Source: princesskrissy)
New Internet Service Provider Will Defy Government Surveillance (Must Read)
Nicholas Merrill is planning to revolutionize online privacy with a concept as simple as it is ingenious: a telecommunications provider designed from its inception to shield its customers from surveillance.
Merrill, 39, who previously ran a New York-based Internet provider, told CNET that he’s raising funds to launch a national “non-profit telecommunications provider dedicated to privacy, using ubiquitous encryption” that will sell mobile phone service and, for as little as $20 a month, Internet connectivity.
The ISP would not merely employ every technological means at its disposal, including encryption and limited logging, to protect its customers. It would also — and in practice this is likely more important — challenge government surveillance demands of dubious legality or constitutionality.
By contrast, Merrill says his ISP, to be run by a non-profit called the Calyx Institute with for-profit subsidiaries, will put customers first. “Calyx will use all legal and technical means available to protect the privacy and integrity of user data,” he says.
More (It’s worth the read)







